Even tho I love her dearly...

[pzycoman]

My best friends on a months holiday in Africa. She sent me a text saying how lovely it is over there, and how nice it is to sit on a beach on a private beach Tanzania, how lovely the view is and how hot it is.

Even though I love her dearly, im gunna strangle her when she comes back.

 

[beanzontoast]

Not if you want her to take you with her next time!

 

[walker]

With any luck she might get eaten by a zebra

 

[pzycoman]

Not if you want her to take you with her next time!

I asked if I could come with her this time, she said NO!

 

[Aperitif]

With any luck she might get eaten by a zebra

only if she was crossing paths with one...

 

[beanzontoast]

Quote:
Originally Posted by beanzontoast
Not if you want her to take you with her next time!

I asked if I could come with her this time, she said NO!

Maybe you should re-evaluate your friendship.

Or book yourself on an exotic cruise and send her a postcard every day until she begs your forgiveness.

 

[Globalti]

Text her about this awful new disease that lives in Tanzanian sand and crawls up your botty.

 

[Melvil]

Is she fit?

In which case I'd say it's a matter of "if you can't beat them..."

 

[Elmer Fudd]

With any luck she might get eaten by a zebra

only if she was crossing paths with one...[/QUOTE]

If you crossed a zebra with a path, would it be a zebath or a pabra ?

 

[Aperitif]

If you crossed a zebra with a path, would it be a zebath or a pabra ?

Nah! A 'Pelican'

 

[snorri]

Is she fit?

Lol Melvil, it's yourself
Now there's an image change if ever there was one.

 

[yenrod]

Lol Melvil, it's yourself
Now there's an image change if ever there was one.