Even tho I love her dearly...

My best friends on a months holiday in Africa. She sent me a text saying how lovely it is over there, and how nice it is to sit on a beach on a private beach Tanzania, how lovely the view is and how hot it is.

Even though I love her dearly, im gunna strangle her when she comes back.

 

Not if you want her to take you with her next time!

 

With any luck she might get eaten by a zebra

 

I asked if I could come with her this time, she said NO!

 

only if she was crossing paths with one...

 

Maybe you should re-evaluate your friendship.

Or book yourself on an exotic cruise and send her a postcard every day until she begs your forgiveness.

 

Text her about this awful new disease that lives in Tanzanian sand and crawls up your botty.

 

Is she fit?

In which case I'd say it's a matter of "if you can't beat them..."

 

only if she was crossing paths with one...[/QUOTE]

If you crossed a zebra with a path, would it be a zebath or a pabra ?

 

Nah! A 'Pelican'

 

Lol Melvil, it's yourself
Now there's an image change if ever there was one.