XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
Now that I've moved out of the 20-something age bracket, I find that the only places that I can buy casual trousers are in ASDA, Tescos, M&S and the Levi shop!
All the other high st stores seem to relentlessly and ruthlessly stock nothing but "bang-on-trend" fashion aimed at urban trendy 20-somethings. The trouble is that I'm not a 20-something, I'm not "urban" and I'm definitely not a "trendy"!
Skin-tight hipsters are no good for climbing over stiles and can't easily be rolled up when the going gets wet and muddy ... plus my physique is tall and slim with long limbs, so in skinny jeans I look like a spider.
It is amazing that the fashion industry has reached a point that when one reaches the big 3-0 and beyond, one is defunct, on the scrapheap, so last season and, like, so totally uncool or whatever, y'know.
All the other high st stores seem to relentlessly and ruthlessly stock nothing but "bang-on-trend" fashion aimed at urban trendy 20-somethings. The trouble is that I'm not a 20-something, I'm not "urban" and I'm definitely not a "trendy"!
Skin-tight hipsters are no good for climbing over stiles and can't easily be rolled up when the going gets wet and muddy ... plus my physique is tall and slim with long limbs, so in skinny jeans I look like a spider.
It is amazing that the fashion industry has reached a point that when one reaches the big 3-0 and beyond, one is defunct, on the scrapheap, so last season and, like, so totally uncool or whatever, y'know.