Favourite graffiti

[bobg]

For some reason this popped into my mind the other day, and after 30 years it still made me smile.
I was in probably the most disreputable pub in Barking many years ago, busting for a pee but not keen on going anywhere near the outside (rank) urinal. I finally gave up the struggle and in big letters on the wall as I entered was the legend " Prince Franz Ferdinand found alive and well in Sarajevo, 1st World War a mistake ".....

Anybody care to share their favourites?

 

[PaulB]

One that always made me laugh still tickles me to this day. It was on the wall of a load of lock-up garages and it read 'I once was here but now I'm not. I'm round the corner, smoking pot.'

 

[swee'pea99]

FREE ASTRID PROLL!

(to which someone had added)

No thanks, I've already got one

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

There's a path just around the corner that attracts a constant stream of graffiti, encouraged by the council who promptly come along and paint it all white again. The current crop, though, are more stuck up...

 

[Aperitif]

There's a path just around the corner that attracts a constant stream of graffiti, encouraged by the council who promptly come along and paint it all white again. The current crop, though, are more stuck up...

Especially the bottom one - he couldn't be more stuck up. "W'all in it together"

 

[User269]

Je suis Marxiste..........tendence Groucho.

 

[Mark Grant]

When I was in the Army in the 80's I was attached to the Royal Signals. In one of the toilets was written:
There is a rumour that all Royal Signals personnel have been circumcised, this is untrue as they are all complete pr!cks.

 

[Aperitif]

When I was in the Army in the 80's I was attached to the Royal Signals. In one of the toilets was written:
There is a rumour that all Royal Signals personnel have been circumcised, this is untrue as they are all complete pr!cks.

Nothing's changed then, Mark? Roger and out...

 

[Mark Grant]

Nothing's changed then, Mark? Roger and out...

I must point out that I was in the REME, just attached to the Signals!

 

[machew]

Boycott Shell is innocent

 

[ColinJ]

"My mother made me a homosexual!"

Below which was scrawled ...

"If I sent her the wool, would she knit one for me!"

 

[Aperitif]

I must point out that I was in the REME, just attached to the Signals!

I do not doubt that you were attached, friend - albeit briefly, and that your pointing out is unsurpassed.
Here's a snap of one of your '19 set' RS men, after you have put him straight.

 

[ArDee]

One I like which I had as a signature line at one point, it's on a viaduct wall at Bishop's Stortford.

"Little by little, one by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity"

 

[Vapin' Joe]

"Life is like a shoot sandwich, the more bread you've got the less shoot you have to eat".

 

[MontyVeda]

"My mother made me a homosexual!"

Below which was scrawled ...

"If I sent her the wool, would she knit one for me!"

Oddly, the lesbian version of that was (reportedly) scrawled on the walls of the ladies' in The Yorkshire House pub in Lancaster.

My fave bit of graffiti though was a simple pair of y-fronts sprayed around town a good 15 years ago... what does it mean?