Forgot the wedding anniversary..

dan_bo

How much does it cost to Oldham?
Wearing your arse for a hat yet?
 

postman

Legendary Member
Location
,Leeds
Have you got the central heating on aswell ? Must be a bit frosty in your house at the mo '
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Today I bought a birthday present for my son. Thing is I wasn't sure which day it's going to be on and I could only give his age +/- 1 year.

On checking with my personal Ayatollah I found that I'd got the day and age right - the first time in 20 years....

I've never forgotten my Ayatollah's birthday or our wedding anniversary.
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
I bet your face was a picture when you were reminded. :smile: :ohmy:

Gulp, startled look, blood drains, cold sweats, stutter, lie, re-compose, bullshit, extra super-human effort, nth degree accommodating, spoil ... mark 2011 diary and relax.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
2Loose said:
'...but I feel like everyday is the first and best day of our union...' - no?

I've a better one:

"How long have we been married?" - uttered as a prelude to a serious bollocking

"Not long enough dear" - offered as a get out of jail card

It worked.

Shame I can't play it again.
 

atbman

Veteran
Weird thing about dads. When newcomers' dads are filling in the membership form, the chances of them asking what the kids dob is is around 30%. Often know the day/month, but year can be a prob. :smile:

Mums always know, for some reason :laugh:
 

Shaun

Founder
Moderator
I just got away with it this year. Walked in the door from work, penny dropped as I saw the wife's paper bag from the local card shop on the coffee table, turned on my heel and dashed to said shop ASAP, backside saved!!! :laugh:
 
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