Friday 'Joke'...

[Aperitif]

What's got a hundred legs and no teeth?









The front row of a Cliff Richard concert.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[rich p]

You have dentures Ape?

 

[Jezston]

What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

One is a type of marsupial, and the other is a geordie trapped in a lift.

 

[Aperitif]

You have dentures Ape?

Nein.

About time to roll out the attached...

 

[Krypton]

A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any cabbages?". The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, slightly peeved, says "look I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher, I don't sell cabbages, now p*ss off!" The rabbit hops off.​

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, completely p*ssed off now, snaps "No I haven't got any chuffin cabbages! If you come in here again asking for some cabbages I'm gonna nail your chuffin ears to the floor!" The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out the door.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks "have you got any nails?" The butcher replies "no". The rabbit says "have you got any cabbages?"