Ha ha

[postman]

Mr Postman.Has another string to his bow.
I do the refreshment table at church,serving tea coffee biscuits CAKES.
Well they thought it might be a good idea to take a basic catering course.
So i was enrolled on line.And today with a pass score of 93%.I am now the proud owner of a (get this):
Level 2 Award in Food Safety for Catering.

Do i say anymore.

"Gordon where do you want this Certificate putting"

 

[Dayvo]

"Gordon where do you want this Certificate putting"

Well done, but if you shake his hand, make sure you get yours cleaned by Rentokill!

 

[scots_lass]

Congratulations - I hope the church ups your wages now for being certified!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mr Postman.Has another string to his bow.
I do the refreshment table at church,serving tea coffee biscuits CAKES.
Well they thought it might be a good idea to take a basic catering course.
So i was enrolled on line.And today with a pass score of 93%.I am now the proud owner of a (get this):
Level 2 Award in Food Safety for Catering.

Do i say anymore.

"Gordon where do you want this Certificate putting"

I havn't got one of those

 

[Archie_tect]

No more helping on the BBQ beefburger and icecream stall next year...

 

[HelenD123]

You make CAKES! You definitely need to get yourself out on a ride with us.

 

[Mr Pig]

I do the refreshment table at church,serving tea coffee biscuits CAKES.

Small world, so do I! Funny thing, I do it all myself, it's not rocket science or hard work. If women make tea at church it takes about four of them! ;0)

 

[Dayvo]

Small world, so do I! Funny thing, I do it all myself, it's not rocket science or hard work. If women make tea at church it takes about four of them! ;0)

Have you ever wondered why you do it by yourself?

Like most other things, I imagine!

 

[Archie_tect]

....using a timed and motioned efficiency rarely seen at the Lanark and District WI Guild AGM.

 

[Mr Pig]

....using a timed and motioned efficiency rarely seen at the Lanark and District WI Guild AGM.

The kitchen is quite small, they just get in each other's way and it takes them ages. I can get everything ready in about ten minutes.

And they talk the whole time! Women seem incapable of doing a job without talking the whole time.

 

[Arch]

The kitchen is quite small, they just get in each other's way and it takes them ages. I can get everything ready in about ten minutes.

And they talk the whole time! Women seem incapable of doing a job without talking the whole time.

Whereas men, assuming they know where the kitchen is, can't make a sandwich without using every pot and pan and leaving them all dirty in the sink.

And before you whine "But I'm not like that", think about the way you just generalised a whole sex.


Well done Postman.

 

[Archie_tect]

Yes, congratulation Postie... what delights can we expect to be presented in the Tearoom?

...can I put in a request for a Caramel Apple Granny cake?

 

[Headgardener]

Yes well done Postie. I also have one of those although mine is a Basic Food Hygene Certificate but is the same thing it was just renamed after I did mine. I didn't get mine through Church but through work (I'm a hospital porter) but it has come in useful when cooking the Mens Breakfast and any Boy's Brigade cooking activties.

 

[Dayvo]

but it has come in useful when cooking the Mens Breakfast and any Boy's Brigade cooking activties.

When I was in the BB (as a boy, not an officer) we ate more or less anything that we were given on camp.

And 9pm hot chocolate in the marquee was particularly unusual when there was a strange taste of parafin in it!

 

[TheDoctor]

Well done that man!!!!

I'm talking about Postman here. Not Mr Pig, who I can only assume has the Christian (Hah!) name of Misogynist.