Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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In the real world, a friend of mine actually spends a lot of his working life as a doctor sticking cameras up people's bottoms. I tend not to ask him for too many anecdotes from work.
Has anybody had a finger in their bum recently?
- Thread starter slowmotion
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Churros and hot chocolate?
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numbnuts
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- Gone over the hill and far away
I'll have mine with coffee thanks
night cycler
Guru
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- Rotherham (near town)
The best advice I can share on that is to very gently and carefully shave the hair from around the anus and surrounding area on the day you are visiting the medic. I say that because a day or so later you tend to get a rash. You will also likely feel sore on the bike afterwards for a day ir two.
Once clean shaven, use plenty of soap suds around there to ensure you are inpecably clean.
(Been going to see the medics since I had the farmer Giles removed in Nov, and the above is my method of hygiene).
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
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- West Sussex
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
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- Scotland
Is that because the numbness is no longer restricted to your nuts?
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
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- South Manchester
Not had one for a few years. That feeling you are about to let go of your bowls is not pleasant, when the doc starts pressing on the prostrate. Fortunately I had a Urologist that knew what he was doing.
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
isn't it the case that in a certain industry they have them bleached?
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
My doctor was kind enough to rest both his hands on my shoulders to reassure me during the procedure
there's not enough likes in the world.
Globalti
Legendary Member
My brother swears that a past GF who was a medic actually reached round and tickled his prostate just as he was on the gravy strokes; which he said was a mind-blowing experience.
My cycling buddy is also a gastroenterologist and since he broke his hand by hitting a bumbling cyclist head-on he hasn't been able to operate the endoscope or a bottle opener, which is serious.
My cycling buddy is also a gastroenterologist and since he broke his hand by hitting a bumbling cyclist head-on he hasn't been able to operate the endoscope or a bottle opener, which is serious.
Cycleops
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- Accra, Ghana
I hereby nominate this for 'Thread of the Month''.
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slowmotion
Quite dreadful
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I searched on Google for some suggestions about rectal cleaning. My search term was "How to get ready for some back door action", I think. There was eerie reticence, even from some of the dubious websites.
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
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- South Manchester
PS, serious note, any fella over 50 needs to get checked and the PSA monitored.
PS After Lung and bowl cancer, prostrate and breast run joint third. There is very little prostrate cancer awareness compared to breast.
Get checked lads. It's now't compared to the smear tests your good ladies have to have each year or so.
I had to be checked because of meds I was taking, but I've not been checked since. Riding your bike and 'sex' up the botty can raise PSA prior to a blood test.
Get checked as it's a big killer.
PS After Lung and bowl cancer, prostrate and breast run joint third. There is very little prostrate cancer awareness compared to breast.
Get checked lads. It's now't compared to the smear tests your good ladies have to have each year or so.
I had to be checked because of meds I was taking, but I've not been checked since. Riding your bike and 'sex' up the botty can raise PSA prior to a blood test.
Get checked as it's a big killer.
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slowmotion
Quite dreadful
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- lost somewhere
That's pretty much what my GP said. A PSA test shortly after a DRE can yield dodgy readings.
