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Hit by a dead fish...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Noodley, 17 Jun 2008.

  1. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    On my way home tonight I was hit in the back by a dead fish thrown from a passing van (yes, it is sore...)

    I have phoned the Police and they have promised to cast their net wide. The cop I spoke to on the phone (who I know) asked me on what scale I would plaice my injury, and I replied "it'll 'eel". He then cautioned that I should not seek revenge and rise to the bait. "But they did it on porpoise" I objected....

    I need more fish gags for my statement...
     
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  2. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    Stop bloody carping on, Noodley!
     
  3. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    You talk pollocks, at times.
     
  4. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    Were they chavs or pikeys?
     
  5. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    It wasn't them in the van; that was just a red herring.
     
  6. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    They'll be ****ing dead chavs or pikeys if I "catch" up with them...
     
  7. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    *bad enough for you?* :becool:
     
  8. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Noodley, you sound very tench and need to relax a minnow.

    What in Cod's name did that shrimp think he was doing, he'll Roe the day he crossed sword fishes with you! Did you do anything that might have White Baited him?

    Funny how you can go for months, marlin, mile out without an incident like this, so Noodley don't be Koy, I'm sure you're Breaming with ideas to help the Police find ways to S'cuttle Fish' assaults, like this, on innocent members of the public. Show them you're no small Fry! :becool:
     
  9. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I think this whole episode stinks.
     
  10. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    My sole in-tench is to knock seven shades of shite out of the little ****ers to help...
     
  11. You were lucky. Had you crashed you'd have gone skating across the road on your bum, and probably would have had to go to hospital to see a sturgeon about your injuries. I'm surprised you didn't stop and snapper at them myself. The whole scenario would have made me really crabby.
     
  12. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    I now have a shark pain in my back mussels...
     
  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    You'll have to shell out for some treatment!
     
  14. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral

    Is there any damage to the bike, will it need repainting, in which case it should look fine and slinker. :becool::sad:
     
  15. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    Hope you didn't damage your rod, Noodley! :becool: