Noodley
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On my way home tonight I was hit in the back by a dead fish thrown from a passing van (yes, it is sore...)
I have phoned the Police and they have promised to cast their net wide. The cop I spoke to on the phone (who I know) asked me on what scale I would plaice my injury, and I replied "it'll 'eel". He then cautioned that I should not seek revenge and rise to the bait. "But they did it on porpoise" I objected....
I need more fish gags for my statement...
I have phoned the Police and they have promised to cast their net wide. The cop I spoke to on the phone (who I know) asked me on what scale I would plaice my injury, and I replied "it'll 'eel". He then cautioned that I should not seek revenge and rise to the bait. "But they did it on porpoise" I objected....
I need more fish gags for my statement...