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How do I become an MP

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Aint Skeered, 14 Mar 2008.

  1. Aint Skeered

    Aint Skeered New Member

    We will be moving house soon, and our furniture etc, is looking a bit shabby
    I've found a nice telly and a couple of rugs, and I'm just off to B&Q to look at a Kitchen.
    What do I need to do be be an honourable member?
     
  2. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Well you've just made the fatal mistake towards being an MP. You have just admitted your going to screw us over, you needed to deny you were going to do that, employ your son as your media relations manager, and start every sentence with the words "Well, there are 2 issues here..."

    No I'm sorry, but I don't think you have what it takes to be an MP.
     
  3. Charlotte_C+ :-)

    Charlotte_C+ :-) New Member

    Location:
    Devon
    Deffinitely need to be a very good lier for a start;):blush:
     
  4. Maz

    Maz Guru

    You're a long way off...
    I think your post count on this forum has to reach 1,000,000 for this to happen.
     
  5. Join the army then apply for a transfer?
     
  6. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Location:
    Behind a desk
    You need to lose any sense of integrity or vision, and become willing to claw, fight, kick, gouge and backstab your way through local council, trades union, or con club until you make it to the selection list. Then you blackmail the selectors into selecting you.

    After you've murdered, dismembered and buried your personal value system and your honour in that manner, screwing the public for an extra 25k a year is chickenfeed.

    Anyone who WANTS to become an MP should be automatically disbarred.
     
  7. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    Your going to B&Q to look at Kitchens sorry you have failed with up to £10,000 to spend on a Kitchen you need to set your sights higher and theres that £6,000 for the bathroom.
     
  8. simon l& and a half

    simon l& and a half New Member

    Location:
    Streatham Hill
    on the other hand........our MP lives modestly. They're not all out of the same mould.
     
  9. OP
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    Aint Skeered

    Aint Skeered New Member

    I see your location as Streatham Hill.
    What planet did you come from originanly??