Fnaar
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Hurrah for Spotted Dick
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NickM
Veteran
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Reminds me of Moby Richard (the well known venereal disease).
mr Mag00
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now who is being childish, gotta get me a meeting and a lunch in the canteen lol
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Uncle Mort said:My wife once managed to convince a visitor from Hawaii that candyfloss is called Hairy Willy in the UK
A friend of mine once convinced a Slovenian English teacher that in order to indicate that something was extra especially good it should be referred to as "self-gratifying"!
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Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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I convinced a non-English speaking Spanish woman that the correct reply to "thank you" was "Not at all, Mrs Hall"
Lazy-Commuter
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When doing his teacher training, a friend of mine spent a year at college in the US on some sort of exchange scheme. He maintains that he once called the captain of the college football team a w***er after the worthy sports fellow had accused him of "putting on that fake limey accent to get the girls". He then chickened out and explained that it was a British word for "really good bloke" as nobody there had heard the word before.
I am not sure if he's winding me up with this story: is w***er really unknown in the States?
I am not sure if he's winding me up with this story: is w***er really unknown in the States?
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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Fnaar said:
Hurrah indeed!
Uncle Mort said:My wife once managed to convince a visitor from Hawaii that candyfloss is called Hairy Willy in the UK
Although opportunities for hairy willy are somewhat limited so to speak! Delftse Post said:
That is wankingly excellent!
John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
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As covered by the Daily Mash;
ANGER AT EU BAN ON W*NKY SH*T PUDDING
ANGER AT EU BAN ON W*NKY SH*T PUDDING
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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Just having a look through The Daily Mash - very funny!
Anyway the astrological week with Psychic Bob is surprisingly accurate - more so than any others I've read.
Well the bit about the mushrooms anyway, which is more than nothing....
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
This week, you see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. Excellent mushrooms.
psychicbob
Anyway the astrological week with Psychic Bob is surprisingly accurate - more so than any others I've read.
Well the bit about the mushrooms anyway, which is more than nothing....
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
This week, you see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. Excellent mushrooms.
psychicbob
