I had an e-mail from a friend

[mr_hippo]

I had an e-mail from a friend in England telling me that he is selling his dog.


Dog For Sale or free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy 5hit'

 

[Keith Oates]

That is one big dog, what breed is it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[domtyler]

Incredible what you can do with Photoshop!

 

[mr_hippo]

It is, isn't it? I'll tell my friend that!

 

[Smokin Joe]

Rather an attractive young lady, I don't see why your friend needs to call her a dog. Would she mind being re-homed in Wales?

 

[postman]

Where does it sleep?---anywhere it likes came back the reply.

 

[mondobongo]

Wouldn't want his Pedigree Chum bill or have to carry him to the Vet.