I think i'm losing my marbles

[paul04]

It's 6.15 am and that stupid alarm clock woke me up, yes monday morning blues set in.
so I get ready for work still wishing I was in bed, leave the house get in the car and start driving to work.

Half way to work, I thought to myself, did I pick my car keys up. So I start checking my pockets,
no, not in my pockets,
so pulled the car over to double check all my pockets, not wanting to drive all the way back home.
Then the penny dropped as to where the keys were.

I finally get to work, lock the car and walk into work, where I met a colleague. then, I start pressing the remote control on my car key to open the staff door, and wondering why it will not open.
colleague looks at me abit odd and asks "what are you doing"
It helps if you use the keypad to open the door.

oh I wish I'd stayed in bed.

 

[accountantpete]

At least it was Monday morning and not Sunday..

 

[Trembler49]

We've all had days like that.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I think you need holidays..

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wonderful Paul. I love it

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

[QUOTE 2307697, member: 45"]A couple of weeks ago I made a nice flask of fresh coffee. Then put it in the fridge.[/quote]

Nice one! It's called "freddo"!

 

[musa]

leave the house get in the car and start driving to work.

Half way to work, I thought to myself, did I pick my car keys up. .

Please explain? or have I lost my marbles too?

 

[ianrauk]

I think you need to cycle commute.

 

[ASC1951]

A couple of years ago I found I couldn't tie my tie one morning, a task I had managed successfully, five days a week, for <cough> 30 years. Every time I tried it the knot fell to bits. So I gave up, took it to work in my pocket and got someone else to tie it for me.

There's a message here, I thought. Now I don't bother with a tie because I don't bother going to work. It's someone else's turn.

 

[EltonFrog]

When I had a proper job, I once turned up to work with odd shoes on.

Years later In my current job, I had an appointment in the diary for 6:30pm on a wednesday evening in Winchester town hall. I miss - judged how long it would take me to get there amd was running late, so a broke some traffic laws, (all of them actually) to get to the venue on time. I found somewhere to park and ran to the appointment, my now I need a pee. I get to the place and there is no one there, I'm banging on the door, walking on the spot cos I need a pee, eventually someone answers the door of the town hall, and I tell them why I'm there. We haven't got you in for today, we don't have any bookings for today. I insist that they have, and I show them my paperwork with the details on. She says let me check, I ask to use the loo, I'm in pain now, I leave the paperwork for her to check, and I go to the lav. By the time I get back to her, I'm relieved, but puzzled why no one is there for the event.

Then she tells me it's for the following year!

 

[400bhp]

It's 6.15 am and that stupid alarm clock woke me up, yes monday morning blues set in.
so I get ready for work still wishing I was in bed, leave the house get in the car and start driving to work.

Half way to work, I thought to myself, did I pick my car keys up. So I start checking my pockets,
no, not in my pockets,
so pulled the car over to double check all my pockets, not wanting to drive all the way back home.
Then the penny dropped as to where the keys were.

I finally get to work, lock the car and walk into work, where I met a colleague. then, I start pressing the remote control on my car key to open the staff door, and wondering why it will not open.
colleague looks at me abit odd and asks "what are you doing"
It helps if you use the keypad to open the door.

oh I wish I'd stayed in bed.

I've highlighted your problem.

HTH

 

[Archie_tect]

Let us know if you do the same thing tomorrow, Paul

He can't- he left them at work when he drove home... so Paul'll have to get a lift in.

 

[Dayvo]

Please explain? or have I lost my marbles too?

Serious question? They were in the ignition!

 

[ceepeebee]

So I picked my son up from school today about five pm. When I got back I thought I could smell gas briefly but it went away.....

10 minutes later and I go over to the hob to start tea, one of the burners is unlit but turned on, the last time I'd touched the controls was last night when I was cleaning up, oooooooops.

That would explain the irritating cough and slight headache I've had all day while sat by the kitchen, working at the table....

Many doors and windows were opened.