If a cat won a prize for it's bum....

[Slim]

... would it be a catastophe?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Is a poorly elephant a sycophant?

 

[Red Light]

Or a parrot taxidermist a pollyfilla?

 

[gbb]

What, like this...

 

[Ludwig]

Does a chick say to the hen...marmelaid

 

[Andy_R]

or does a welsh hill farmer say "ewe first"?

 

[Red Light]

No eye deer.

 

[guitarpete247]

If the cat Percy Shaw had seen that night had been facing the other way he'd had to have invented the pencil sharpener.

 

[TVC]

Is a flea that goes to the moon a lunar-tick?

 

[Saddle bum]

Is an innuendo a Spanish suppository?

 

[Archie_tect]

No eye deer.

... still no eye deer.

 

[sheddy]

Is an innuendo a Spanish suppository?

Not Spanish

Italian

 

[Red Light]

Should mans laughter be a criminal offence?

 

[gavintc]

Police are stilling looking for physio the rapist

 

[biggs682]

a cats bottom is not a sight of beauty at any time of the day