Insignificant observations.

[Pottsy]

The clouds are moving quickly today.

And I have a hole in my right sock.

 

[Pottsy]

It was not planned to
Be a haiku thread my friend
But strange things happen

 

[Fnaar]

And happen they do
With the haiku and voodoo
My socks too have holes

 

[Pottsy]

I would rather go
Outside and sandpaper my
Nob than write haiku

 

[Fnaar]

For a good finish
I would recommend that you
Don't use "extra coarse"

 

[Pottsy]

No, let's get away from haiku and nob gags, it was supposed to be a light hearted Friday thread.

Back to the OP (oooh, that's me).

I need a new toaster.

 

[Fnaar]

My knob has come off my oven.

 

[Pottsy]

...sigh...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

My toner cartridge is running low, print's a bit faint.

 

[Fnaar]

My neighbours are having a row

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Teh sun is bloomin' brihgt trhough the winodw, can't see my cmoputer screen too wel....

 

[Strick]

I have a hole in my left sock. PM me your address and i'll send you the right one if you want it?

 

[Pottsy]

I have a hole in my left sock. PM me your address and i'll send you the right one if you want it?

What colour is it?

 

[accountantpete]

My willy warmer has a hole in it.

That might be by design though.

 

[Pottsy]

It should have two holes?