Its happening tonight ...will i need robes??

[got-to-get-fit]

Will there be a choir of angels?
will i have to kneel and hold my hands aloft?
will i need to be hung by my nipples and flailed in some cleansing ritual?
Will i need to chant a mantra or swear an oath?
will you all be around to pat me on the back and give me the bumps?
Will there be cake?


Can you gues what it is?

 

[Renard]

You are joining the masons?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Nope....but when this event happens maybe one of you will invite me.....who knows.

Although Bonj would probably black ball me (one for you there fnaar)

 

[Crackle]

get on with it you need another 8 before the secret area opens up

 

[betty swollocks]

You've been reading too much Denis Wheatley!

Many happy returns btw!

 

[Horace Goes Skiing]

No. 500 must be profound and zen-like. If it doesn't inspire mankind to world peace, you won't get in the club.

When I get to 500, I shall quote Bill and Ted.

PS. They did warn you about the goat ceremony...?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

No its not my birthday and yes crackle but its only 5 now until the secrets become clear.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

I thought the goat thing was a myth?

Are you thinking along the lines of "be excellent to each other"

i will have to mull this one over, you are right though number 500 needs to be profound and i think it warrants a new thread all of its own to welcome in the senior-iness - ness of it all

 

[Horace Goes Skiing]

Are you thinking along the lines of "be excellent to each other"

But of course. The greatest philisophical statement in all of mankind's history.

Be careful, you've only 2 more posts to wax lyrical - crunch time approaches...

...as does the goat.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

I might do the grim reapers rap.
or even
Oh beautiful babes from england for who we have travelled so far, wont you come to the ball in san deimus with us, we will have a most excellent time.

 

[Keith Oates]

The suspense is killing me.......................get on with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[got-to-get-fit]

right .....here goes. post number 500 and seniority is mine.

I thought i would go with something that befits the seriousness and gravity of the situation with this quote from Mel Brooks. It reminds us all to get on with living our lives and stop pi**ing around on internet forums.....or something.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
Mel Brooks

 

[Keith Oates]

Do you feel any different now that you have ascended to another level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[got-to-get-fit]

i feel ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................serene.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

oooooooo i didnt see that whole page lengthening thing coming, is that some sort of senior member privelage