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buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
... really smelly farts tonight :biggrin: :biggrin:

i almost don't want to stay in the same room as myself. thank God i haven't got a hot date here :biggrin:
 

Sittingduck

Legendary Member
Location
Somewhere flat
If you had a hot date there, surely you wouldn't be on Cyclogs @ 3am anyway :biggrin:
 

accountantpete

Brexiteer
I once cleared a pub Buggi - try a steady diet of curry,beer and veg to get the basic aroma and then vary the ingredients to achieve a really worthwhile fart.
 
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buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
Dayvo said:
I don't think it's about air! :sun: :evil:

you're right... there was no air in my house last night! blimey, i tell you, i gave my ferrets some competition :tongue:

it's all better now thankfully
 

longers

Legendary Member
oxbob said:
Chocolate coated pickled eggs again i think :biggrin: Its the ferrets i feel sorry for

I'm going to be brewing my own pickled eggs in a week or two :biggrin:

I'll probably not chocolatise them.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
My brother and I stayed in a hotel in Dublin... I thought I was going to faint when I woke up... jeez, the captured smells after a night on the curry and beer... ;)
 

puddleglum

New Member
Location
Preston, Lancs.
oxbob said:
Chocolate coated pickled eggs again i think ;) Its the ferrets i feel sorry for

xx(
I find Aldi 'luxury' muesli for breakfast about 7am produces ONE wicked miasmic trump at lunchtime. I have to be careful at work now, because they have finally moved me, to sit near people ;)
 

oxbob

New Member
Location
oxford
puddleglum said:
;)
I find Aldi 'luxury' muesli for breakfast about 7am produces ONE wicked miasmic trump at lunchtime. I have to be careful at work now, because they have finally moved me, to sit near people ;)
Even after giving up smoking, you have to go outside in all weathers at lunchtime xx(
 
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