Joke time for Wednesday

[litespeeder]

Two Irish builders were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'we're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.



The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.



She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off; Mick said to Paddy, 'isn’t that just like a blonde!

We need the fook'n Height and she gives us the fook'n length.'

 

[alecstilleyedye]

 

[Haitch]

Irish joke, blonde joke and swearing all in one. Always thought Bernard Manning was a top bloke. Well done.

 

[trustysteed]

oh dear, the politically correct police have had their sensibilities offended.

 

[Haitch]

I toyed with the idea of inserting a smiley but then I thought 'Naah, no one could seriously take it that way'.

 

[litespeeder]

So no one is offended then fantastic..............

If you are then fook'n make your own joke page c**ts

2 lines taken from Chubby Brown if I'm not mistaken !!!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

A blonde is in a burning house, but she is quick thinking and calls the fire department. Conversation:

FD: "Fire Department, what is your emergency?"

Blonde: "Send help quick, my house is burning down."

FD: "We can help Ma-am, how do we get there?"

Blonde: pause ".....Don't you still have that big red firetruck?"