Cherie Blair is being driven to Chequers for sunday lunch with Tony.When the car hits a cow that has escaped from a local farm."Go and check to see if the animal is dead".The chauffeur returns with the bad news"yes" he replies."Right you hit it you go and tell the farmer".Five hours later he returns.Totally blathered and with a silly grin on his face."What happened to you" ? she asked."When i got there the farmer opened his finest malt whisky ,his wife gave me a traditional sunday dinner and the 21 year old daughter showed me the hay loft."."Why what did you tell them" ? "I knocked on the door and when it was answered .I said to them i am Cherie Blair's chauffeur and i have killed the cow".
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Smokin Joe
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New versions of the Beatles songs have been released in Wales, with the lyrics re-arranged to suit the local dialect.
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"I read the news today, boyo..."
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