Just a passing comment...

[gbb]

But you don't look cool chatting to a couple of young ladies.....carrying a bag of dog poo
Walking the pooch, no sign of a bin to put it in, walked onto a field where i'm confronted by two girls with their dogs..we got chatting, the dogs chased and played...i'm stood there, desperately trying to keep the bag on their blind side.
I failed, i suspect

 

[ianrauk]

simple. Do what dog owners on the Waterlink Way in Catford do... hang the bag from a tree.

 

[ohnovino]

Would have been a lot worse if you didn't have your dog with you.

 

[Gary E]

Why were you embarrassed?
Did they have the sort of dog that doesn't poo?

 

[gbb]

Why were you embarrassed?
Did they have the sort of dog that doesn't poo?

True...but it was squidgy to start with (sorry for the graphic description anyone thats squeemish)...by the time the dogs had hauled me all over with excitement, plus the heat, the poo was getting even squidgier. Yuk.

 

[TheDoctor]

simple. Do what dog owners on the Waterlink Way in Catford do... hang the bag from a tree.

I have never understood this. If you're going to bag it, stick it in a bin.
Otherwise (and what a few places I walk the dog ask you to do) kick the poo off the path, into the undergrowth or leaf mould, and cover it up with stuff. It'll soon rot down.

 

[biggs682]

did you say oh poo

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

True...but it was squidgy to start with (sorry for the graphic description anyone thats squeemish)...by the time the dogs had hauled me all over with excitement, plus the heat, the poo was getting even squidgier. Yuk.

Ah yes, therre's nothing better than cold pooh!

When it is warm it can at least warm your hands on a cold day when you pick it up (with the bag I mean), but when it is cold, it just feels cold and strangely wet, and that is through the bag.


'Tis a bit like cold sick.

 

[Nihal]

The guy was talking to the ladies,can't you numptys understand whats going on here
But if they had bugged you too much you could have...........read below

 

[ColinJ]

I have never understood this. If you're going to bag it, stick it in a bin.
Otherwise (and what a few places I walk the dog ask you to do) kick the poo off the path, into the undergrowth or leaf mould, and cover it up with stuff. It'll soon rot down.

But it will stink while it is doing so! I walked up through a lovely local wood the other day and the stench of crap was omnipresent, even when I couldn't see any. It really peed me off.

 

[longers]

Dog poo wormery.

Not cheap!

 

[007fair]

You read the situation wrong!
The ladies had dogs, they will have to do the same thing .. they would have been impressed that you are dog poo aware - you know showing your sensitive side and all that. You should have casually swung the bag around in front of you on your index finger while chatting ..

Maybe next time.

 

[Arjimlad]

Nah, if he did that, sod's law dictates the bag handle would snap, and said bag fly off towards the ladies....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....And hit them in the face, yes, I was thinking the same.

 

[tyred]

I always loved the dog shoot sketch, see from about 7.39