Keeping myself distracted...

[Chuffy]

I shouldn't be on here right now. I have a job application to be getting on with. Trouble is, I absolutely hate doing them.

Someone poke me with a pointy stick please...

 

[Hilldodger]

Poke

I've just poked Chuffy

 

[trustysteed]

Someone poke me with a pointy stick please...

Is it for a job picking up litter and you want the experience to show on your application?

 

[Speicher]

* calculates trajectory for somewhere near Exeter *

re-calculates, extrapolating for wind speed

 

[Chuffy]

Poke

I've just poked Chuffy

Pointy stick, not a cocktail sausage.

 

[Arch]

oh, look! Out of the window. Is that a sparrow, or a dunnock? Better get out the bird book and look it up. Oh! That's where my map of Scotland went, better file it with the others. Oh, I remember I was going to look up a route to Hull. That drawer sticks. Better wax it a bit. Oh, is it teatime?

Welcome to my world.

 

[Chuffy]

oh, look! Out of the window. Is that a sparrow, or a dunnock? Better get out the bird book and look it up. Oh! That's where my map of Scotland went, better file it with the others. Oh, I remember I was going to look up a route to Hull. That drawer sticks. Better wax it a bit. Oh, is it teatime?

Welcome to my world.

Sounds like my normal day at work! Except for trips to the naughty snack vending machine and e-mails from Baggy.

 

[Mayniac]

Yep. Trying to finish my assignment for my diploma. Trouble is NEBOSH don't give credits for the number of cycling clips watched on Youtube.

 

[Speicher]

Have you ever thought of working in a shop - you could wear your favourite attire in the one I am thinking of ooops - the one of which I am thinking.

 

[Globalti]

That drawer sticks. Better wax it a bit.

Your drawers are sticking so you wax?

*wanders off shaking head in bemusement*

 

[Arch]