Kids say the funniest things!

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Twenty Inch, 7 May 2010.

  1. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Location:
    Behind a desk
    SWMBO has just had her citizenship ceremony. When Leo, 2.5 years old, saw the Mayor in his big long red robes and black tricorn hat, he yelled out "PIRATE!" ;)

    Anyone else's kids shown them up in public?
     
  2. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    At the age of about 3 I once told a man who was smoking on the train to stop it.

    He seemed rather embarrassed and did stop as he wasn't supposed to be smoking anyway, but my Mum still apologised for me.

    A classic one (in our house) that my Mum told us once was when she had Cindy out for a walk when they met a boy.

    My Mum was talking to him about Cindy and eventually he asked my Mum

    'When she (the dog) was run over and lost her leg, why didn't they take the other back one off at the same time and put it in the middle so she doesn't fall over so easily?'.

    Bless.
     
  3. Hugo15

    Hugo15 Über Member

    Location:
    Stockton-on-Tees
    We were out at the weekend and there were some Morris Dancers. My youngest who is two kept pointing to them and shouting "Funny man"...............
     
  4. sticky sherbert

    sticky sherbert Well-Known Member

    Location:
    here
    Dropping the youngest, Jake, in at nursery we had to go up a narrow staircase, we where waiting at the bottom as we could hear someone coming down, I could tell it was a woman from the sound of the shoes so when the Jake asked who was making the noise I said "I think it's a lady coming down the stairs"
    As she came around the bottom of the stairs she said hello to us, Jake shouted "That's not lady, That's to Fat!"
     
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