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Male or Female?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by col, 17 Nov 2007.

  1. col

    col Veteran

    Something i recieved as an email,made me smile,thought you might like it.;)

    Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
    TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
    WEB PAGES:
    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying






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  2. Haitch

    Haitch Flim Flormally

    Location:
    Netherlands
    To prove that computers rule our lives

    If you want to know whether YOU are male or female, look down now.











































    No, no! Look down, not scroll down!
     
  3. Blue

    Blue Legendary Member

    Location:
    Cyprus
    ;):laugh: to both.
     
  4. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    ;)


     
  5. girofan

    girofan New Member

    ;):biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:Classic! Will print one off to show friends.xx(:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
  6. OP
    OP
    col

    col Veteran

    Here is another one.

    The Guys' Rulesュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュ
    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
    Finally , the guys' side of the story.
    ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear ' the rules '
    From the female side.

    Now here are the rules from the male side.
    These are our rules!
    Please note... these are all numbered '1'
    ON PURPOSE!
    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
    And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
    or golf.

    1. You hav e enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


    But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

    Pass this to as many men as you can -
    to give them a laugh.

    Pass this to as many women as you can -
    to give them a bigger laugh