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Man Convicted of Molesting Bicycle Seats.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by thePig, 12 May 2008.

  1. thePig

    thePig New Member

    Location:
    London
    It is a strange world we live in. I like my bike.....but not quite this much.

    The man, who claimed his mental state was “confused” at the time, targeted the bikes of women he was attracted to and after they had parked them and left. He would then slash their tyres and rub himself against their saddles for sexual gratification.

    The full story is available here
     
  2. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Dayvo maybe?
     
  3. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Location:
    Behind a desk
    How can you molest an inanimate object?
     
  4. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    Pass me that chair and il show you.
     
  5. Mortiroloboy

    Mortiroloboy New Member

    I've heard of sniffing ladies bike saddles :wacko: When I get reincarnated, I'm coming back as a ladies bike saddle!:smile:
     
  6. Maz

    Maz Guru

    You can't do that.
    Reincarnation is when you die and come back as a tin of condensed milk.
     
  7. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    If he turns it upside down, then he can show you with three close friends.
     
  8. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    someone would buy it.
     
  9. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    how much were their tyres? :wacko:
     
  10. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    Location:
    North Lanarkshire
    There was a guy convicted of having sex with his bicycle last year, remember that? I think it was in Scotland.
     
  11. Rab

    Rab Über Member


    Yes there was, in Ayr, a friend/drinking buddy of my joiner who was working on my house extension at the time :wacko:
     
  12. Danny

    Danny Legendary Member

    Location:
    York
    You sure you're not speaking from personal experience :smile:
     
  13. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    Location:
    North Lanarkshire
    I thought it was terrible. I mean ok, it was a bit pervy etc, but the guy was in his own room with the door closed. What harm was he doing?
     
  14. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    What I want to know is how do you give a bike one?
     
  15. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    Location:
    North Lanarkshire
    Couldn't get my head round that myself. Although I didn't try too hard! ;0)