Mr Onan..

Does not live in Indonesia or he gets the local female elemt to do it for him !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7081038.stm

 

Have you got a fish tank?

 

Like this one:

It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York , but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

 

Or in Chester; you can kill a Welshman if he's found within the city walls after midnight!
So 10:00 am the next morning counts, does it?

 

Well I'm keeping my eyes peeled for a woman who works in a trpical fish shop walking around topless

 

Methinks there's more topless women than tropical fish shops in Liverpool yenrod

 

That's easy - first shove the arrow up his @rse, then strangle him with the bow.

 

I was in York a few weeks ago. I tell you, talk about living on the edge. I had to disguise my accent!