Mrs Greedo is at her Christmas night out tonight

[Greedo]

And I was supposed to pick her up but it now turns out that another girls husband has the unfortunate task of picking the 4 drunken louts up.

I never go out the last few Fridays before Christmas as the pubs are heaving and full of clowns who never go out the rest of the year, get pished out their heads, can't even say excuse me, when want by the are so hammered and keep bumping into you. Hate it. So this is my night tonight. Can't wait........

Anyone want to come over??

1 of these

8 of these

1 of these

bit of this

and some

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Well, that's the first hour taken care of - what about the rest of the evening?

 

[addictfreak]

Ok im up for it but what you going to have

 

[Greedo]

I have another 2 cases of the beer in the garage and 11 bottles of the same wine plus numerous other wines in my wee cellar so I'll be alright.

Well, that's the first hour taken care of - what about the rest of the evening?

 

[fossyant]

Nice one !

 

[arranandy]

You forgot about the 'adult' DVD

 

[ComedyPilot]

I am on my way, How far from YO25 to Glasgow?

 

[Speicher]

I wouldn't like to gate-crash a party for the boys men, but now are you inviting some of the ladies of this forum?

 

[ComedyPilot]

238 miles (via A66) 5 hours + at an average of 50mph would get me there about 00:45, and I am going to work tomorrow at 7, so can't really make it, sorry.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I wouldn't like to gate-crash a party for the boys men, but now are you inviting some of the ladies of this forum?

Oooh a lady.

Sod Greedo, I am off to Speicher's gaff.

 

[Speicher]

That settles it then, boys round to Greedo's and girls to Comedy Pilot's????

We will make sure you are up at 6am and ready for work at 7am.

 

[Greedo]

238 miles (via A66) 5 hours + at an average of 50mph would get me there about 00:45, and I am going to work tomorrow at 7, so can't really make it, sorry.

Oh well. Maybe next time

 

[ComedyPilot]

That settles it then, boys round to Greedo's and girls to Comedy Pilot's????

Speicher, how about I treat you to a night at an M42 Travelodge, a Weatherspoons all-you-can-eat for £4.99 buffet, and a nights passion - till I fall alseep clutching the remote for the protable telly?

 

[Speicher]

I dare not take the risk - what happens when all the your other ladies on this forum find out?????

 

[jonny jeez]

if you are going to end the night with a few rounds of

then I'm on my way....see you about midnight!!

(PS I attended Mrs Jeez xmas works do last night...not too messy in the end but it sounds like the same formula)