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My legendary self-restraint..

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by rich p, 6 Mar 2008.

  1. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    ...is to be put to the test. We have an 18 year old Brazilian girl coming to stay with us for 6 weeks on the 17th March.

    I shall of course be the model of propriety and nothing would persuade me to post any pictures of her on here ( not even for lots of money or beer or Ardbeg);):tongue:
     
  2. mind your nuts
     
  3. Crackle

    Crackle Pah Staff Member

    Location:
    Wirral
    [passes virtual beer]

    ...and if you can get her to wear Lycra, or for that matter just sit on a bike, there's a whole thread waiting for a new piccie.

    [passes virtual Ardbeg and winks knowingly]
     
  4. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Where will you be posting the pictures. Are you planning to accept Paypal?
     
  5. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    take her for a good hard grind in the countryside, if you've got something suitable for her to ride. don't go at it too fast, or you'll have her bonking before you even get to the café. ;)
     
  6. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    Is she an Au Pair? You do realise that she has contractual obligations? I assume you have a pool...
     
  7. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    As a bona fide member of Velo Club d'Ardbeg (and indeed, the club's leading Cyclocross rider I believe) I might need to pull rank on you here!
     
  8. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    I can see why you don't want to pot any pics on here, but how about I set up a webcam in her room and organise a live feed on a ppv basis? Split the takings 50/50?
     
  9. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    Location:
    South Beds.
    I'll come and pick her up if you get bored with her after a day or two.
    I have plenty of housework she can be doing.....eh hemmm :biggrin:
     
  10. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Well if she's gonna be doing your hoovering then once she's sucked you dry, er, so to speak, I'll take her to polish my knob*.

    *Door knob needs doing innit!
     
  11. mr Mag00

    mr Mag00 rising member

    Location:
    Deepest Dorset
    this is outrageous!!
     
  12. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    you're right, he really should reconsider posting something! :biggrin:
     
  13. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Maybe we could it a condition of his shirt ownership?
     
  14. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Not all Brazilian ladies are beautiful, so you may be disappointed and not need any restraint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. simonali

    simonali Über Member

    Location:
    Wiltshire
    Very true. Hopefully after this she'll turn out to be 4 foot tall, about 14 stone and have an exceedingly luxuriant moose tash!!!!!!!