MY MATE DIED LAST NIGHT...

[Turdus philomelos]

My mate died last night at his work when he fell into a vat of coffee at the Nescafe factory.

However, the Coroner said he didn't suffer......... it was instant!

 

[Hover Fly]

Very sorry to hear that.

 

[Coco]

Just because Greedo is away for the weekend...

 

[longers]

That's terrible , I hope your thrush clears up soon

 

[snakehips]

'Turdus philomelos has not made any friends yet'

Now there's a surprise

Snake

My Library

 

[Turdus philomelos]

Well it made me laugh when I heard it, just thought I would share it.

 

[on the road]

Taxi for Turdus philomelos

 

[Rhythm Thief]

A bloke died at my work the other week when he fell into a vat of cider and drowned. His workmates tried to rescue him, but he managed to fight them off.


... ta, mine's the blue fleece.

 

[gazmercer]

The cloakroom is now open, please have your tickets ready and collect your coats

 

[Cubist]

My grandfather died in a vat of Taylor's Landlord. I asked if it was quick, but apparently he got out three times for a piss