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no sex please…

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by alecstilleyedye, 1 Nov 2007.

  1. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

  2. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    Location:
    Southsea
    I read the article this morning and surmised that it was good PR stunt for Singapore Airlines. They have successfully got the message across in an amusing manner that they have double beds in 1st class.
     
  3. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Apparently some journalist blurted out on live radio that he'd already had sex in one. Then he suddenly remembered that his wife might find out.
     
  4. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    no zarking chance of that ever being upheld.
     
  5. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    "All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offence to other customers and crew," the airline said in a statement.


    So it's alright if you do it quietly?
     
  6. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen

    It'll suit married couple unless the woman snores loudly. :blush:
     
  7. OP
    OP
    alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    how long before call girls just book themselves a flight on an A380 and trust their luck?
     
  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    What about if you, er, knocked one out?
    I, er, know someone who knocked one out (well, two actually :blush:) on a flight to Barbados. :biggrin:xx(
     
  9. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    I hope you had a window seat, so you could sort of face the wall a bit! :biggrin:
     
  10. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Got double-booked so I was upgraded to 1st class!
    Champers, smoked salmon, a bottle of Bailey's, the full works. Sitting opposite a real beauty, and the imagination and alcohol started to, er, work!
    Couldn't find the men's/oiks' toilet so had to use to the gents' instead.
    It was quite cosy, really!
     
  11. longers

    longers Veteran

    Crikey Dayvo, where haven't you tried it? :biggrin:
     
  12. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    I've been around, longers!
    I came, I saw, I wiped up! :blush: But all that happened when I was young and single-ish. :biggrin:
     
  13. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Was he shooting a film for one of Patricks contributions to Youporn :biggrin:

    :blush:

    :smile::biggrin::biggrin:

     
  14. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Evidently none of the Singapore Airlines execs have ever spent a night in a cheap Spanish hotel...
     
  15. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    You realise the loos are hooked up by CCTV to the cockpit (pardon the expression) in order to stop terrorism etc? And that images are relayed to the powers that be, who then pass them on to all your friends, and supermarket checkout peeps? :blush: