no sex please…

gavintc

Guru
Location
Southsea
I read the article this morning and surmised that it was good PR stunt for Singapore Airlines. They have successfully got the message across in an amusing manner that they have double beds in 1st class.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
"All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offence to other customers and crew," the airline said in a statement.


So it's alright if you do it quietly?
 

Cycling Naturalist

Legendary Member
Location
Llangollen
Arch said:
"All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offence to other customers and crew," the airline said in a statement.


So it's alright if you do it quietly?

It'll suit married couple unless the woman snores loudly. :blush:
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Dayvo said:
What about if you, er, knocked one out?
I, er, know someone who knocked one out (well, two actually :blush:) on a flight to Barbados. :biggrin:xx(
I hope you had a window seat, so you could sort of face the wall a bit! :biggrin:
 
Fnaar said:
I hope you had a window seat, so you could sort of face the wall a bit! :blush:
Got double-booked so I was upgraded to 1st class!
Champers, smoked salmon, a bottle of Bailey's, the full works. Sitting opposite a real beauty, and the imagination and alcohol started to, er, work!
Couldn't find the men's/oiks' toilet so had to use to the gents' instead.
It was quite cosy, really!
 

longers

Veteran
Dayvo said:
What about if you, er, knocked one out?
I, er, know someone who knocked one out (well, two actually :blush:) on a flight to Barbados. :biggrin:xx(
Crikey Dayvo, where haven't you tried it? :biggrin:
 

yenrod

Guest
Was he shooting a film for one of Patricks contributions to Youporn :biggrin:

:blush:

:smile::biggrin::biggrin:

Dayvo said:
What about if you, er, knocked one out?
I, er, know someone who knocked one out (well, two actually :biggrin:) on a flight to Barbados. xx(:smile:
 

Pete

Guest
Singapore, which is the first airline to start flying the A380, said the suites were not sound-proofed.
Evidently none of the Singapore Airlines execs have ever spent a night in a cheap Spanish hotel...
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
You realise the loos are hooked up by CCTV to the cockpit (pardon the expression) in order to stop terrorism etc? And that images are relayed to the powers that be, who then pass them on to all your friends, and supermarket checkout peeps? :blush:
 
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