O.T. Doing in your in-laws

[User]

 

[Night Train]

If you can return goods with a receipt could you return inlaws with a marriage certificate?

 

[TVC]

Just wander down stairs naked waving a bottle of whisky and shout 'Which one of you wants me first?' I'm sure they'll make other plans for this and every following Christmas.
You do need a wife with a sense of humour and a forgiving nature to pull this off though.

 

[peanut]

build that nice rockery you've always promised yourself. It'll double up as a retaining wall if they are that big

 

[ComedyPilot]

Tell them someone on the internet wants a word:



















GO AWAY

 

[Willow]

great post

 

[Crackle]

Wot about under the patio. How big's the patio. Jeezus, how did they get there?

 

[johnnyh]

do you know any pig farmers?

 

[ComedyPilot]

do you know any pig farmers?

Snatch - Brilliant film, ha ha.

Somehow I can't see User76 walking into the room and stuffing his M.I.L.'s head into a plastic bag to suffocate her...?

 

[Night Train]

Get in some Fava beans and some Chianti and then invite loads of people over for a huge Christmas double spit roast.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Get in some Fava beans and some Chianti and then invite loads of people over for a huge Christmas double spit roast.

Fffffffff, fffffff, fffffffff

 

[Alan Biles]

You could always plead manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibilty. Seems to be a well played card thesedays. On the positive side, if you have access to a JCB and can dig a hole deep enough, you should get away with it. Try these people. If you're quick you might catch them before they close for Christmas.

http://www.pamscom-somerset.co.uk/plant_hire_sales/cheddar.html

Otherwise, look at the digging as a kind of Christmas pudding burner for Boxing Day.

Good luck.

 

[surfgurl]

I am having similar stresses about family.
I'm only down the road from you Maggot. Shall we meet up sometime in the morning and go for a cycle? We could be out of the county in a couple of hours. I'm so glad I have to go to work this evening. The pub will be more peaceful than this house.

 

[Alan Biles]

You could split the cost of the JCB with User76 and make the whole exercise more economically viable. Anyone else in the area having similar probs?

 

[surfgurl]

I also live right by the sea. Maggot, I'll meet you by the sand dunes at 3am.