Sorry but I need to vent off steam!!! Riding home tonight down a busy dual carriage way and I happened to notice a small group of people at the kerb to my left. I thought they were waiting to cross the road. Then I saw that the female of the group had a piece of wood, in her hand. She was crouching down by the gutter. She had a pushchair by her and at first I thought she was checking the baby. It took me a bit to realise what was going to happen. The f***ing silly cow tried to get the wood in the front wheel!!!! I couldn't believe it! Luckily, I managed to swerve over and it missed. If there hadn't been 3 blokes with her I would have got off and rammed it up her arse. Instead the air was blue and all I could hear was 'Ahhh you missed, you f***ing mare blah blah!'. What the hell are these dickheads thinking? Do they think the bike would come to a graceful stop and I would be merely slowed down a bit? Grrrrr I'm really shook up and having a vodka ... and it's only 6.20!!!