Oh well, no wonder I can't get into them!

[snapper_37]

OH bought me a new pair of wellies for taking the doggy out in this shitty weather.

Unfortunately they didn't fit anywhere near my calves. I was gutted ... until I was told who else is a fan......

Hmmmm. I just thought it was my cycling calves .... now I know I'm just too fat to wear them!

Never mind, at least I brought the old Dunlops home from work today.

 

[PaulB]

Anyone see her in the paper today? There was conclusive proof she, erm, keeps a smooth clunge, as t'were.

 

[snapper_37]

Anyone see her in the paper today? There was conclusive proof she, erm, keeps a smooth clunge, as t'were.

What be that? A shaven haven or what? Talk Midlands Paul!

 

[Shaun]

Erm, who is she?

 

[Aperitif]

Erm, who is she?

+1

 

[BigonaBianchi]

+2

 

[rich p]

+3.
She's a little too thin, Snapper, just as well you don't fit them IMHO!

 

[Crackle]

If ever there was a face with very little behind it....... Her I mean, not you Snapper.

 

[Davidc]

So who is she?

 

[Crackle]

Are these serious who is she questions? It be Kate 'cocaine' Moss of course.

 

[Davidc]

No wonder I didn't recognise her then - no interest at all.

I've heard of her. Didn't realise she was so ugly though.

 

[Crackle]

.... Didn't realise she was so ugly though.

I don't judge ugly by looks, I judge it by who someone is and by how they behave but you're right, she is ugly.

 

[PaulB]

I don't judge ugly by looks, I judge it by who someone is and by how they behave but you're right, she is ugly.

Says Brad Pitt and George Clooney...

 

[Crackle]

Says Brad Pitt and George Clooney...

You're ugly too.

 

[PaulB]

You're ugly too.

No. I'm god's greatest gift to women. I'm a man of male model looks, wit, intellect and a Cary Grant-like charm. Perhaps the most striking thing about me though is that despite being blessed with all these attributes, I remain modest to a fault.