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Could you explain which fibres are homosexual? I'm assuming that red rubber, coloured lycra and brightly coloured polyester are homosexual but obviously I need a complete list in case I buy the wrong thing in M&S and end up being mistaken for something other than a ramrod straight bird biffer.Rigid Raider said:Straight Gentlemen: If thou canst view this website without a twitch in thy loins rejoice! for thou art not in possession of a single homosexual fibre in thy body.
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Chuffy said:Could you explain which fibres are homosexual? I'm assuming that red rubber, coloured lycra and brightly coloured polyester are homosexual but obviously I need a complete list in case I buy the wrong thing in M&S and end up being mistaken for something other than a ramrod straight bird biffer.