Patrick Stevens... you're slacking...

[Fab Foodie]

Man used penis to assault female police officer:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

Or, as 'The Register' reported it:

Legless Lithuanian attacks copper with todger; 'Evasive action' prevents spam truncheon injury...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Fab Foodie gives up alcohol and becomes a prefect.

Can someone rush him a bottle of White Lightning?

 

[Aperitif]

forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Yeh Patrick - this should have been regaled in P&L...well pointed out Fab!

 

[Crankarm]

Don't coppers have to pass a height test, unless this copper was Jimmy Cranky .............. ?

Obviously a hardened criminal ......

.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Yeh Patrick - this should have been regaled in P&L...well pointed out Fab!

I put it bin Cafe so it might attract a bigger audience than the usual 5 suspects...
Seems I was mistaken

Where's that bloody White Lightening eh?

 

[telesonic99]

Somebody say something about 'waving offensive cock' ?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Ewww, nasty,