Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Fnaar, 13 May 2008.
"Suck it and see"
What are bingo wings?
'buffing the happy lamp' is my all time favourite euphemism for masturbation (male, obviously!)
I was in canada last week. Canadians think its hilarious that the word 'pump' is used to describe farting - their equivalent is 'toot', which doesn't quite do it for me.
Dosen`t KFC sell them?
Flabby triceps, as commonly witnessed adorning the under-exercised bodies of female bingo-punters.
Hehe...I like it.
From my days as a hoddie on building sites in London!
'Leave it out, you raffing a larf, aint ya?'
'Bloody oath, mate!'
'Fukk me dead!'
no Gala and Mecca.
nobsquabble is a good 'un
Again from London:
'She's got piss-flaps like military saddle bags!'
also 'he/she could eat an orange through a tennis racket' is a good 'un when applied to someone with very very shagged teeth.
'ar$e like a blood orange'
(A little rude)
Somebody I met at a party said: "Those fancy cameraphones are like tampons, mate"
"Oh really," I said, "why's that?"
"Cos every bleedin' c***s got one".
Well, it made me laugh.
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