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Phrases/terms for things that make you chuckle

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Fnaar, 13 May 2008.

  1. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Bingo Wings ;)
     
  2. graham56

    graham56 Veteran

    "Suck it and see" ;)
     
  3. Maz

    Maz Guru

    What are bingo wings?
     
  4. 'buffing the happy lamp' is my all time favourite euphemism for masturbation (male, obviously!)

    I was in canada last week. Canadians think its hilarious that the word 'pump' is used to describe farting - their equivalent is 'toot', which doesn't quite do it for me.
     
  5. graham56

    graham56 Veteran

    Dosen`t KFC sell them? ;)
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Flabby triceps, as commonly witnessed adorning the under-exercised bodies of female bingo-punters.
     
  7. Maz

    Maz Guru

    Hehe...I like it. ;)
     
  8. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    Location:
    S of Kendal
    Codswallop.
     
  9. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    From my days as a hoddie on building sites in London!
    'Leave it out, you raffing a larf, aint ya?'

    In Australia
    'Bloody oath, mate!'
    'Fukk me dead!'

    ;)
     
  10. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    no Gala and Mecca.
     
  11. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    nobsquabble is a good 'un
     
  12. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Again from London:
    'She's got piss-flaps like military saddle bags!' :angry:;)
     
  13. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    also 'he/she could eat an orange through a tennis racket' is a good 'un when applied to someone with very very shagged teeth.
     
  14. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    'ar$e like a blood orange'
     
  15. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    (A little rude)

    Somebody I met at a party said: "Those fancy cameraphones are like tampons, mate"

    "Oh really," I said, "why's that?"

    "Cos every bleedin' c***s got one".





    Well, it made me laugh.