Phrases/terms for things that make you chuckle

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graham56

Guru
"Suck it and see" ;)
 
'buffing the happy lamp' is my all time favourite euphemism for masturbation (male, obviously!)

I was in canada last week. Canadians think its hilarious that the word 'pump' is used to describe farting - their equivalent is 'toot', which doesn't quite do it for me.
 
From my days as a hoddie on building sites in London!
'Leave it out, you raffing a larf, aint ya?'

In Australia
'Bloody oath, mate!'
'Fukk me dead!'

;)
 

Melvil

Guest
(A little rude)

Somebody I met at a party said: "Those fancy cameraphones are like tampons, mate"

"Oh really," I said, "why's that?"

"Cos every bleedin' c***s got one".





Well, it made me laugh.
 
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