Ping - Jane Smart

[montage]

I don't have it in for you tonight


Look your own personal thread

 

[Jane Smart]

you wee honey thank you

 

[Jane Smart]

I am in a sh1t mood sorry

 

[montage]

you wee honey thank you

I'm not wee, I'm 6 friggin 2

 

[Jane Smart]

I'm not wee, I'm 6 friggin 2

Oooer that is tall

So is my son

 

[montage]

Oooer that is tall

So is my son

Bit young to have a son aren't you?

 

[Arch]

I am in a sh1t mood sorry

Heard this one last week:

Noah puts down the ramp of the ark and says "Now, go forth and multiply!" and out go all the elephants and the giraffes and the mice and the crocodiles and everything. He turns back into the ark and there are two snakes just sitting (lying?) there. He says "Didn't you hear me? Go forth and multiply!" and one says...



"We can't. We're adders...."

 

[Arch]

Bit young to have a son aren't you?

Smooth! very smooth!

 

[gavintc]

Smooth! very smooth!

But, works every time.

 

[montage]

Smooth! very smooth!

keerrchinggg

 

[Jane Smart]

fuking men

 

[montage]

fuking men

Watching TV.



Nice of you to tell us what you are up to Jane ....I'll stick to Doc Martin.




I'm baaad tonight

 

[Jane Smart]

Good morning

 

[Jane Smart]

Watching TV.



Nice of you to tell us what you are up to Jane ....I'll stick to Doc Martin.




I'm baaad tonight

Duh I just got that, sorry I am a tad slow

 

[karlos_the_jackal]

Thanks for the honesty Jane.

But you shouldn't of especially with the posts being timed.