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Porn stars - Friday filth

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Cycling Naturalist, 2 May 2008.

  1. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Why are they called porn stars? It seems that every porn actress is billed as a star. Don't they have actresses who specialise in supporting roles or cameos ("Don't miss Drucilla Dreadfull's cameo as a pork sword bearer in the Roman orgy scene") or just do bit work? They can't reall all be stars, so why are they women universally described as such? Is the work really that difficult?

    Has anyone on the forum had a small part in a porn film?
     
  2. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Pffffft! :rolleyes:
     
  3. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Patrick Stevens has the same initials as Pork Sword! Coincidence?
     
  4. Maz

    Maz Guru

    I was once Mr.February in a Hunk of the Month Calendar.
    February being a short month, of course...:tongue::rolleyes:
     
  5. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    In the Pilsbury Doughboy lookallike calender.:sad:

    BTFB Was Mr September.



    And October, and november and December
     
  6. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    Only in your head Dom. :rolleyes::tongue:

    Well I suppose they have a starring role, having been promoted from Chief Fluffer. Not that I know what a fluffer is.
     
  7. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    I auditioned for a part...


















    but the competition was too stiff....
     
  8. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    I used to call my wife "My little fluffer" all the time and she used to go "Awww" and give me a big hug! :tongue: (I don't think she had the faintest idea what a fluffer is either, but you never know :sad:)
     
  9. What about Deep Throat? :rolleyes:

    (No Anal, Assbandit etc allowed...:tongue:)
     
  10. OP
    OP
    Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    It's difficult to say much more with your mouth full. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Drucilla Dreadful


    WHAT
     
  12. Maz

    Maz Guru

    I just got that. Yes, very good. :ohmy:
     
  13. OP
    OP
    Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    I suppose that the advantage of acting in porn is that you get to have part in the leading lady.
     
  14. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    And if you're asked for your CV, you can quickly bash one out...
     
  15. Landslide

    Landslide Rare Migrant

    Location:
    Called to the bar
    I remember playing a card game that was a variant on "Chase the Ace" called "Donkey" - one pair of cards referred to "Fluff the Kitten". :ohmy: