> A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
> She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are
> Liverpool fans.
> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why
> didn't you raise your hand?'
> 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
> The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a
> Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
> 'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
> The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are
> you a Man Utd fan?'
> 'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so
> I'm a Man Utd fan too!'
> 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no
> reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.
> You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..
> What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict,
> what would you be then?'
> 'Then', Mary smiled sweetly, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
> * * * * *
> Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a
> suspicious object was discovered in a car.
> It later turned out to be a tax disc.
> * * * * *
> A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to
> the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
> The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've
> just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/
> bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
> You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the
> uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided.
> You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas
> holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year'.
> The Scouser said 'You're kidding me!'
> The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
> She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are
> Liverpool fans.
> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why
> didn't you raise your hand?'
> 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
> The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a
> Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
> 'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
> The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are
> you a Man Utd fan?'
> 'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so
> I'm a Man Utd fan too!'
> 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no
> reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.
> You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..
> What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict,
> what would you be then?'
> 'Then', Mary smiled sweetly, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
> * * * * *
> Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a
> suspicious object was discovered in a car.
> It later turned out to be a tax disc.
> * * * * *
> A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to
> the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
> The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've
> just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/
> bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
> You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the
> uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided.
> You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas
> holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year'.
> The Scouser said 'You're kidding me!'
> The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
