Proof that rat poison works

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[domtyler]

Pictures please.

 

[Night Train]

Pictures please.

No, please don't.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

So, how did you cook the rest of it?

 

[bonj2]

How did it manage to get the last 6 feet without a stomach?

 

[Chuffy]

How did it manage to get the last 6 feet without a stomach?

Evolution.

 

[Keith Oates]

Still not clear how the rat got disengaged from it's stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Maz]

Looks like someone'll have a dead crow to deal with soon. It'll drop out of the sky like a lead balloon.

 

[Chuffy]

Still not clear how the rat got disengaged from it's stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evolution. Really, really fast evolution.

 

[Keith Oates]

Oh...............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[punkypossum]

The rat could have died of old age and just happened to have pellets for its last supper!

 

[bonj2]

Evolution. Really, really fast evolution.

How could this possibly have been evolution. However fast. A 'stomach' on its own is not a species, therefore can't evolve. By a VERY long stretch of the imagination it's possibly conceivable that a rat could evolve without a stomach, but a stomach couldn't just evolve on its own.
OR did the rat evolve to be able to send its stomach off on a mission to get food, but in this case it got poisoned before it could make it back to the rat?

 

[Fnaar]

I think the crow had a hand (or beak) in it.

Crows have hands? When the hell did they evolve those muthas?

 

[wafflycat]

I got home this evening and was ordered out into the garden to investigate something that a crow had been picking at on the lawn. It turned out to be a dead rat. And how did I know it had been poisoned?


Its stomach was about 6 feet away, full of green pellets.

And it shows why using poison is a bad thing. That corpse will be eaten by any passing bird, cat, dog, and then they ingest the poison... The use of poison is indiscriminate.

 

[Keith Oates]

I always thought that one of the problems with Rat Poison is that other animals may eat it before the rats arrive on the scene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!