Proof that rat poison works

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mister Paul, 13 Jun 2008.

  1. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    I got home this evening and was ordered out into the garden to investigate something that a crow had been picking at on the lawn. It turned out to be a dead rat. And how did I know it had been poisoned?









    Its stomach was about 6 feet away, full of green pellets.
     
  2. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Pictures please.
     
  3. Night Train

    Night Train Maker of Things

    Location:
    Greater Manchester
    No, please don't.
     
  4. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    So, how did you cook the rest of it?
     
  5. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    How did it manage to get the last 6 feet without a stomach?xx(xx(;)
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member


    Bonj, I think the stomach had been removed after it died.
     
  7. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Evolution.
     
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Still not clear how the rat got disengaged from it's stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Maz

    Maz Guru

    Looks like someone'll have a dead crow to deal with soon. It'll drop out of the sky like a lead balloon.
     
  10. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Evolution. Really, really fast evolution.
     
  11. OP
    OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    I think the crow had a hand (or beak) in it.
     
  12. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Oh...............................;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. punkypossum

    punkypossum Donut Devil

    The rat could have died of old age and just happened to have pellets for its last supper!
     
  14. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    How could this possibly have been evolution. However fast. A 'stomach' on its own is not a species, therefore can't evolve. By a VERY long stretch of the imagination it's possibly conceivable that a rat could evolve without a stomach, but a stomach couldn't just evolve on its own.
    OR did the rat evolve to be able to send its stomach off on a mission to get food, but in this case it got poisoned before it could make it back to the rat?
     
  15. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Crows have hands? When the hell did they evolve those muthas? ;)
     
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