betty swollocks
large member
Was on-call at work last night. There's a bed there in a side room where you can try and snatch some sleep.
The room has got book shelves in: the type of bookshelves, where the actual shelves are held up by bifurcated brass rings pushed into holes at the side. And nomatter how much you splay the brass rings, they never lodge into their holes securely, do they?
And so it was last night. There I was slumbering innocently, dreaming oof Cameron Diaz in the shower with me armed with a bottle of shower gel, when CRASH, a shelf collapsed, sending ring binder files tumbling to the floor, where they exploded scattering their contents all over the floor.
I thought the Campbells were finally coming to exact revenge after all these years and woke sweating with heart pounding, to survey the scene of devastation.
I left the clearing up job till later: ie now.
There MUST be a better way of securing shelves, mustn't there?
The room has got book shelves in: the type of bookshelves, where the actual shelves are held up by bifurcated brass rings pushed into holes at the side. And nomatter how much you splay the brass rings, they never lodge into their holes securely, do they?
And so it was last night. There I was slumbering innocently, dreaming oof Cameron Diaz in the shower with me armed with a bottle of shower gel, when CRASH, a shelf collapsed, sending ring binder files tumbling to the floor, where they exploded scattering their contents all over the floor.
I thought the Campbells were finally coming to exact revenge after all these years and woke sweating with heart pounding, to survey the scene of devastation.
I left the clearing up job till later: ie now.
There MUST be a better way of securing shelves, mustn't there?
