Secret Santa

[vernon]

How was I to know the recipient had a hitherto undeclared balloon phobia?

 

[ufkacbln]

Are you sure you aren't inflating the problem?

 

[vernon]

She thought it was a wind up.

 

[Aperitif]

Hard to believe by any stretch of the imagination. tell more Vernon. (you weren't helping inflate, and blowing bits of 'tested' Stand Pie into the hole, were you? )

 

[vernon]

She's a bit of a drama queen and attempts to be uber cool by exhibiting quirky behaviour. I bought the ballons - all 80 of them ( modelling balloons) along with a pump to facilitate her quirkiness and allow her to share the balloon modelling products with her son.

It all blew up in my face.

 

[Aperitif]

A drama queen? All graces and no air then.
I can imagine the scene:
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It's a dog's life. An Airdale...

 

[byegad]

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Well, I got a Teach Yourself Electric Guitar book and DVD. I've only been playing the thing for 25 years.
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Sounds like someone is trying very hard to tell you something.

 

[vernon]

I forgot to mention what I received - a chilled Mumtaz curry and a pack of samosas.

Not quite pie but a very good substitute.

 

[Aperitif]

Sounds like someone is trying very hard to tell you something.

Food like that always reminds me of firefighters. Some hosers...do have them.

 

[badkitty]

Eyeshadow for me.

Am excited beyond reason.

 

[vernon]

Food like that always reminds me of firefighters. Some hosers...do have them.

Someone was trying to curry favour with me.

 

[Aperitif]

Someone was trying to curry favour with me.

Stop joshing. You're turning into a comedy raita, vernon.

 

[vernon]

Stop joshing. You're turning into a comedy raita, vernon.

I'll have naan of that flattery.

 

[Aperitif]

Imagine if Chrles Dickens had been able to write about things curry; Oliver Twist would have been "The Boy Who Asked for Baltimore"

 

[surfdude]

can a person with a ballon phobia use condoms ?


my secret santa came from a girl who got me lube ,condoms and a vibrating co*k ring .

i think she thought i was up for a bit of fun

she told it came from her before you all shout its a secret santa