Sex and the solo cyclist

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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I've often occasionally thought that one's approach to cycling might be like one's approach to rumpety-pumpety. A friend of mine, when cycling, goes like the clappers... fast, but he can't do long distances, as he runs out of energy. Another friend is a 'heads down, keep going, never change position, don't look at the surroundings' kind of cyclist, and I've noticed a kind of wistful look on his wife's face of late, as if to say that while the distance is fine, it's all a bit dull, and he never takes her over the hill of abandonment.

Me? Well, I'm perfect, of course... distance, speed, leisurely when required, always have a spare banana, and I know all the best spots.
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BSRU

A Human Being
Location
Swindon
Wasn't there some study recently indicating top cyclists had a low sperm counts due to certain parts of the body being to hot.
 

jig-sore

Formerly the anorak
Location
Rugby
oh good lord, another pillock :whistle:

now where is that block/ignore button again?, haven't used it since blazed was last on, (well the last time i saw one of his posts :laugh: )

EDIT: job done :becool:
 
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