Predictable.
If you are in an orchestra sat next to someone playing a Sax, then you can't hear what you yourself are playing! (I play Clarinet). I absolutely hate the Saxophone! more so because everyone thinks it is the best thing ever
(the people who love them have obviously never had to sit next to one of the bloody things droning and blaring away, that much is obvious).
Seriously, are Saxophone players even aware of the damage and irritation they are causing? There you are, playing your piece, and all you can hear next to you is
MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEHHHHHH!!
No, you can stuff your Sax where the sun don't shine, and let me at least hear myself think!
Predictable, YAWN!
The kazoo. Played by a fat, middle-aged male clown with piss-stains on the crotch. I'm lovin' it!
Now THAT'S more my kinda music!
I like things such as the Double Bass, but, as for finding instruments sexy, well, I can't, because they are inanimate objects, and you have to be sick in the head to find an instrument sexy (and a mental patient if you lust after the Saxophone).