Shot at last night

[The Jogger]

I bet he felt a right pollock.

 

[roadrash]

cant think of any mor , I'm starting to flounder now

 

[Oxo]

Been sorting out my ties, found an old kipper.

 

[keithmac]

I've been fishing around for ages but still can't compete with all these witty replies..

 

[Crackle]

If they catch the perp, as a minimum, it's a salt and batter y

 

[keithmac]

At least there wasn't any scrap-ping involved..

 

[hopless500]

On fin-king about it, the shooter was definitely gill-ty.

 

[Reynard]

I think I'd better clam up now. My pun-o-meter is broken.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I bet they hit him on porpoise.

 

[User16625]

I keep getting hit on the head with a dead chicken.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

My sympathies OP but -10 points to gryffindor for the click-bait title.

 

[mick1836]

This is NOT the right plaice to make these jokes?

 

[ufkacbln]

Will you all please stop Carp-ing on, as it makes the outlook very Bleak

I am sure that the OP is a Dab hand at dealing with these issues

 

[Tanis8472]

Were you tench-y when it happened?