Spooky...

[Arch]

Last night, I had a dream involving an ex.

Today, I get an email from him! And that's not all that regular an occurance.

My dream also included a paraplegic Mafia godfather and another random bloke, both of whom wanted to go out with me. If they also materialise, this could get interesting...

 

[John the Monkey]

If my dream about riding a flying squid to a family picnic comes true, I think we all need to worry.

 

[Muddyfox]

Not nearly as weird as yours Arch .. but the first text message i got this morning to wish me a happy birthday was from an ex-girlfriend

we split up 24 years ago though ?

Simon

 

[Arch]

If my dream about riding a flying squid to a family picnic comes true, I think we all need to worry.

Wow, I'll have some of whatever you had....

 

[Greedo]

I find the fact you have an ex all the more spooky

 

[Crankarm]

Why are you telling us this? That is spooky .........

 

[Crankarm]

Not nearly as weird as yours Arch .. but the first text message i got this morning to wish me a happy birthday was from an ex-girlfriend

we split up 24 years ago though ?

Simon

You've been stalked for 24 years ! Look after your rabbit ........

 

[John the Monkey]

Wow, I'll have some of whatever you had....

Mature cheddar, as I recall. Must eat some more actually, my dreams have become frightfully dull again...

 

[vernon]

You've been stalked for 24 years ! Look after your rabbit ........

It's not that funny. I made the mistake of making sympathetic noises when an ex from thirty years ago started to share his dissatisfaction with life, her marriage, everything. A string of events culminated in me plying her with enough drink to float a battleship to facilitate decanting her into her hotel room enabling me to beat a retreat to my own and preserving both our dignities. Then the texts, emails and attempted contacts via social networking pages started. Eighteen months and several SIM cards and email address changes later I was finally free of her pesterings..

And swinging back to the original posting, just last month on my way to work I was thinking about a head teacher who'd retired two years ago and how I'd not got round to having him round for a goat curry and how he'd disappeared from the radar the day he left the building for the last time as headteacher. Later that morning I heard his voice commenting on the fact that he'd not had the pleasure of one of my goat curries which preceded his appearance at my classroom door with a colleague who was taking him on a tour of the new school building. I was seriously spooked by that.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If my dream about riding a flying squid to a family picnic comes true, I think we all need to worry.

I had a squid dream last week - it was in the dishwasher, I managed to get it into a saucepan and fling it out the back window into the garden...

 

[amnesia]

I had a dream about interviewing Alistair Darling on a steam powered coach last night...




really must lay off the vodka.

 

[Crankarm]

I had a squid dream last week - it was in the dishwasher, I managed to get it into a saucepan and fling it out the back window into the garden...

That's what happens when you use unbranded detergents .....

 

[Arch]

I find the fact you have an ex all the more spooky

Eh? I can't work out if I'm meant to be insulted by that...

Funnily enough I know a very long winded and eventually groanworthy joke involving a squid and washing up liquid, but it's really too long and awful to be bothered to type out...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I didn't dream last night but I yawned in technicolour. The only spooky part was that I didn't wake up before hand

Sorry, I know, TMI

 

[rich p]

I had a squid dream last week - it was in the dishwasher, I managed to get it into a saucepan and fling it out the back window into the garden...

I think you can poach fish in the dishwasher!