Statues, then

With public spaces being cleansed of statuary of the ethnocidal architects of empire, perhaps to be housed in the proposed Slave Trade Museum where they might be more suitably contextualised, what or who should replace them?
Obviously those doughty patriots who delivered us from the maw of euro-federalism into the bright sunlit uplands of something or other are overdue some fervid lionising, immortalised atop a huge granite bus serving as plinth.
And perhaps monuments to our most successful tax avoiders would capture the spirit of the times? Individual tax avoiders with an inscription detailing their achievement suggest themselves, but maybe something collective to celebrate the state of the nation? Inspired by this

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how about instead a group of sleek, well padded people atop an atol of bank notes in the shape of Middle Caicos, reaching out across the sea to press money into the damp hands of a grateful Conservative Party treasurer?
 
How about a dinner party tableaux with the chatterati solving the world's ills?
 

perplexed

Legendary Member
Location
Sheffield
Could we have Putin and Banks shaking hands, celebrating the coming together of East and West? I'm thinking of a globe on the shoulders of Russian bot farmers for a plinth
With Johnson curled up at their feet, clutching a scroll which is bound in chains and a padlock?

The scroll would obviously be the legendary, never-to-be-seen-by-the-plebs Russia Report.
 

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Cracking a solo.
With Johnson curled up at their feet, clutching a scroll which is bound in chains and a padlock?

The scroll would obviously be the legendary, never-to-be-seen-by-the-plebs Russia Report.
That sounds like a thing of beauty, with Acuri and Symonds sitting astride water cannons that are jettisoning over the writhing Johnson.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold
Location
Northumberland
A 200% scale statue of Cummings standing proud on the shoulders of a naked and helpless Johnson being carried aloft on the backs of a pyramid of 120 turkeys each striving to fly towards a setting sun, on a plinth draped with the EU flag.

Tins of spray paint to be supplied for decoration.
 
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