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TdeF scandal 2008

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Dayvo, 26 Oct 2007.

  1. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Following on from a post I, er, posted on 'Race' I thought it deserved a wider audience! xx(

    Who can predict the biggest scandal most likely to arise out of the 2008 TdeF!

    I'll start: a woman in disguise will win. :tongue:
     
  2. Smeggers

    Smeggers New Member

    Every single rider will fail a dope test and I'll win xx(
     
  3. ..that the new performance-enhancing-substance abuse will involve tabasco soaked root ginger and an orifice of the riders choice...
     
  4. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Location:
    Colne, Lancs
    Someone will accidentally get hit by the pope mobile, all because he is ignoring the road closures. At the time of the crash he will be shouting: 'Get the **** out of the way I am the Pope'. Also, whilst David Millar is being interviewed post-stage, a Kestrel will come and steal his hat.
     
  5. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Some kid with a BMX and a suspiciously full front basket attached to the front will enter the race and will kick ass on the mountain stages by 'flying' up them...











    ...and will then be debriefed by strange men in an inflatable oxygen tent - not much different to usual, really!
     
  6. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    Robert Millar will reappear and win the Tour.
     
  7. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    In an unprecedented break with tradition a clean rider will win
     
  8. frog

    frog Guest

    Nah! Roger Miller will reappear and get a jersey for being King of the Road
     
  9. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    Roger Miller of Cameroon 'Italia 90' fame?


    Floyd Landis Finally has a shave and comes into the tour under Loyd Flandis, No one knows its him till he gets into Paris the winner and is hugged by Mayo as he crosses the line. All the time he is in disguise. and rides for a wild card picked team for the tour.
     
  10. Andy

    Andy New Member

    In a bid to counteract performance improvements due to strange chemicals all bikes will be fitted with 3 speed Sturmey Archer gears and dynamoes with stages being run at night to test the best descenders in the mountain stages. xx(
     
  11. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    now thats a race xx(