The Post-Brexit Thread

Discussion in 'News and Current Affairs' started by SpokeyDokey, 31 Jul 2019.

  1. SpokeyDokey

    SpokeyDokey Nearly 63 - oh dear! Moderator

    Just making sure that CC is slightly ahead of the curve and is prepared for the inevitable. ^_^
     
  2. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  3. RecordAceFromNew

    RecordAceFromNew Swinging Member

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    West London
    This should help. :okay:
     
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  4. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

  5. MichaelW2

    MichaelW2 Veteran

    Use the Boy Scouts mnemonic device of "STOP", which stands for "Stop, Think, Observe, and Plan".

    We should probably forward this advice to pm@gov.uk
     
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  6. marinyork

    marinyork Resting in suspended Animation

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    Logopolis
    Michael Gove is too busy making public information films featuring himself for anyone in government to pay attention.
     
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  7. netman

    netman Senior Member

    Ah yes, like the classic "wear a sports bra if you've got 'moobs'"...



    Interesting to see he lives at a number 10 with a big black door!
     
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  8. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

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    On 3 Wheels
  9. Hitchington

    Hitchington Lovely stuff

    Location:
    That London
    Nice one dude. Probably way more prepared than the government.
     
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  10. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

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    oSLo
    All very good,except for no. 7! WhTF is going to rescue you? I'm already outta here, err, there, although IF someone does build a raft and can get across the North Sea, I've got a spare bedroom and can put someone up for a short while until the mess is, *ahem*, sorted out! :smile:
     
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  11. RecordAceFromNew

    RecordAceFromNew Swinging Member

    Location:
    West London
    The Turks? :thumbsup:
     
  12. Dec66

    Dec66 A gentlemanly pootler, these days

    Location:
    West Wickham
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  13. gaijintendo

    gaijintendo Über Member

    Location:
    Scotchland
    ..to him.
     
  14. rogerzilla

    rogerzilla Guru

    I've stockpiled toilet paper and will be selling it for £10 a roll. I also have a secret source of free range meat, which I will sell as "long-tailed quail". Might taste a bit gamey, but that'll be the sewers.
     
  15. Dec66

    Dec66 A gentlemanly pootler, these days

    Location:
    West Wickham
    Flaw in your plan. It'll be cheaper to wipe your bottom on £5 notes than to buy toilet roll. Plus, because they are plastic, they can be washed (although they'll feel like San Izal).

    The irony of our "true English Patriots" having to choose whether to wipe their crack on Churchill's kite or The Queen's should not be underestimated.
     
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