Discussion in 'News and Current Affairs' started by SpokeyDokey, 31 Jul 2019.
Just making sure that CC is slightly ahead of the curve and is prepared for the inevitable.
This should help.
Use the Boy Scouts mnemonic device of "STOP", which stands for "Stop, Think, Observe, and Plan".
We should probably forward this advice to firstname.lastname@example.org
Michael Gove is too busy making public information films featuring himself for anyone in government to pay attention.
Ah yes, like the classic "wear a sports bra if you've got 'moobs'"...
Interesting to see he lives at a number 10 with a big black door!
We need a theme tune,
Nice one dude. Probably way more prepared than the government.
All very good,except for no. 7! WhTF is going to rescue you? I'm already outta here, err, there, although IF someone does build a raft and can get across the North Sea, I've got a spare bedroom and can put someone up for a short while until the mess is, *ahem*, sorted out!
and download the leaflet.
I've stockpiled toilet paper and will be selling it for £10 a roll. I also have a secret source of free range meat, which I will sell as "long-tailed quail". Might taste a bit gamey, but that'll be the sewers.
Flaw in your plan. It'll be cheaper to wipe your bottom on £5 notes than to buy toilet roll. Plus, because they are plastic, they can be washed (although they'll feel like San Izal).
The irony of our "true English Patriots" having to choose whether to wipe their crack on Churchill's kite or The Queen's should not be underestimated.
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