The still nasty party....

[Unkraut]

I just sense that if they (the remaining part of the UK) were obliged to alter the Union Flag it'd be something else to rile/whip up their base about.

The answer to this is very simple. They could keep the same colours, but would have to rearrange them as follows:

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[Edwardoka]

The answer to this is very simple. They could keep the same colours, but would have to rearrange them as follows:

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I like where you're going, but I feel it would be more thematically appropriate if we could work this motif into it:

Maybe add the number 1 somewhere too.

Too obscure?

 

[C R]

I like where you're going, but I feel it would be more thematically appropriate if we could work this motif into it:
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Maybe add the number 1 somewhere too.

Too obscure?

Eric Blair is spinning in his grave.

 

[Mugshot]

If we have to get rid of the Scottish and Irish bits can we at least put a sodding great big dragon on the front?

First sensible thing you've said

 

[Edwardoka]

Eric Blair is spinning in his grave.

Hook him up to a dynamo then, we need to power the novel-writing machines somehow.

 

[perplexed]

The answer to this is very simple. They could keep the same colours, but would have to rearrange them as follows:

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We could colour the stars yellow for a bit of panache I reckon.

I like a tricolour myself. We could have one like this:

Or mebbe this?:

Or an alternative to a traditional tricolor:

These all appear to be taken, but we could have a competition for a new design!

 

[Milkfloat]

These all appear to be taken, but we could have a competition for a new design!

How about this?

 

[Mugshot]

Bit of a shock, turns out mine is

http://ismympaprick.co.uk/

 

[newfhouse]

Mine too, but nice to have it scientifically confirmed.

 

[mudsticks]

Christ they are awful, aren't they? I mean, I know we already know this, but sometimes I hear things on the radio like 'Health Secretary Matt Hancock' and I still can't quite believe that it's a real thing. If there's anyone out there who still believes we live in a meritocracy, perhaps they could explain how such a phrase ever came to be.

And all we seem able to do - is stand and wonder at the awfulness of it all.

I'm starting to think maybe they did put something in the water supply.

Unrelentingly ghastly, the whole lot of them.

 

[mudsticks]

If we have to get rid of the Scottish and Irish bits can we at least put a sodding great big dragon on the front?

Surely a Unicorn wrestling a Dragon.

Seeing as we're living in total fantasy land now..

 

[Edwardoka]

If we have to get rid of the Scottish and Irish bits can we at least put a sodding great big dragon on the front?

A dragon would be quite appropriate, what with their predilection for hoarding vast unearned wealth and killing anyone who slightly inconveniences them.

Oh, you mean the Welsh dragon.. never mind

 

[ianrauk]

From Private Eye

 

[winjim]

Surely a Unicorn wrestling a Dragon.

Seeing as we're living in total fantasy land now..

The unicorn is of course, a Scottish creature and one about to become unchained.

 

[raleighnut]

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From Private Eye

Aye they need the prunes to keep spouting their shite.