Which idiot opened the spaghetti packet at both ends, eh!
What do you mean I'm the only one who has cooked spaghetti recently?
Which idiot took the waste pipe off the sink and emptied the contents down the same sink?
I cook it about 4 times a week!
Should be done by now then
Which idiot checked the nozzle of his spray mount can by looking at the blocked hole....
Which idiot threw out my new Gillette Fusion 8 blade pack that cost me £20
Quick, lets all around to Archie's and roll him in glitter!
Which idiot opened the spaghetti packet at both ends, eh!