There's No Mods Online - Quick Let's...

[threebikesmcginty]

...have a party and wreck the place!!

*Yay, empties drinks cabinet, turns stereo to 11, smashes furniture, etc.*

 

[Crackle]

Careful, they've all got snitches, paid in Likes

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Can't be you Crax, you're my best ****ing mate...hic

 

[Archie_tect]

French polisher... quick!

 

[Crackle]

Can't be you Crax, you're my best ****ing mate...hic

*Holds 3bm up, whilst pressing the report button*

 

[threebikesmcginty]

*vomits on crackle's new tank-top*

 

[potsy]

*removes fag ash from the new carpet*

 

[alecstilleyedye]

right you lot, clean up the mess and go and wait outside the admin office

 

[Crackle]

*vomits on crackle's new tank-top*

Not the fuggin' tank top! Realizes he's splashed the new shoes too

Allows 3bm's drunken stagger to take them forward suddenly, strikes left foot hard and pivots 3bm left, at speed, through the back door. Locks back door, turns up music: Git!

 

[ianrauk]

*tut tut tut*

 

[tyred]

Own up, who was using 3BM's favourite Cliff Richard LP as a frisbee?

 

[Archie_tect]

The "Love Songs" one?
... ah.

 

[Archie_tect]

Where's my shoe? No, that's not mine... Colly's got it?
... Oi, stop filling it with ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotButter!
No, I can't believe it either....

 

[accountantpete]

And the Mod's threw away my best porno mags...

 

[mickle]

And the Mod's threw away my best porno mags...

Yes. We threw them away, that's right. Threw them away.